I owe it all to The Lost Boy for this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: this is weird.
You: was introduced to this by a very bored friend at work
Stranger: hi
Stranger: same here
You: is it ok to ask where ur from?
Stranger: yaa hot boiii??
Stranger: im a 54 year old man
Stranger: common you know you wanna disconnect
Stranger: a creepy old pedo
Stranger: ahahhaahah
Stranger: i collect my toe nails in a jar:D
You: ok i guess i deserve this. should have known coming onto these things wont let me interact with normal people
Stranger: maybe maybe
Stranger: i however am not
Stranger: :D
Stranger: and admit it your weird on the inside
You: those who say theyre not weird they usually are
Stranger: oh noo i am saying im not normal
Stranger: SO I AM WEIRD
Stranger: AND IM PROUD
Stranger: common
Stranger: the buttons right there
Stranger: tempted?
You: what are u even talking about?
Stranger: DISCONNECTING
Stranger: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TOOO
Stranger: COMMONN
Stranger: IM CREEPY:D
Stranger: I EAT MY PUBES
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im pissing myself at this shit
Stranger: :D
You: ah hah
You: thats very interesting of you
Stranger: ever had a pube sandwich?
Stranger: i know huh i am just one interesting mother fucker
Stranger: and your boring mee
Stranger: sooo ill walk away with my pride
Stranger: if i disconnect
Stranger: agreed?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yup. Omegle.