Radio

I like Met 107. They play decent songs, NEW songs. Unlike other international music stations (*cough* 102.5 *cough* 105.5 *cough*) who are still playing Boyzone, Met is almost like a breath of fresh air after the loss of 95.5 FMX years ago.

You know there’s really a difference between listening to a CD and a radio in the car. Listening to a CD for me it’s good for a daytime drive when there’s still life around you, so when I drive home at night, I’d rather be listening to a human voice between the tracks to keep me sane on the road.

Ironically though, Thai radio DJs are the very ones that will most likely cause my accidents.

OK it’s great that you give to commentaries on every song that you play on the radio, and I kinda like it when you give your listeners little facts behind the songs like who produced the tracks or news and updates about the artists.

And then there’s the usual Thai DJ commentaries. You know those, “So that was ‘What Goes Around, Comes Around’ by Justin Timberlake. Remember you guys, whatever you do, it will always come back to you. I used to know this person who used to do this to this person so he later got what he deserved so there’s a lesson for you, like Justin says, what goes around comes around. Remember what happened to Britney?” yada yada yada.

Just shut the fuck up.

Why do radio DJs don’t just do their thing? Well, just like any other entertainment people here in Thailand, you don’t need to know what you’re doing, we just need your talentless face and pretentious “I phood Thai mai chud” accent and you got the job.

Yes I said face. Thai DJs these days they don’t just stay faceless behind the mic. They do road shows, live session in malls, and get this, some even have camera installed in their station to broadcast the show on internet.

I guess that’s why all the DJs at Met 107 are all look-krung. They have the look and an accent to match, what could be more perfect?

I actually know two of the DJs personally. One went to my Uni and one I met through a friend. They’re both look-krung, awesomely pretty, but let’s just say they’re better off on catwalks with their mouth shut. They don’t know how to do a show, they don’t know how to introduce songs, every time I listen to them I feel like I’m choking.

“So.. Next song.. Let’s play something from Justin. What Goes Around Comes Around. After that.. Let’s play Britney’s new single, Gimme. Here you go.”

Like come on. You people either talk too much about nothing or say nothing at all. Where’s the compromise?

And don’t get me started on this particular DJ who was on Met 107 around 9pm while I was driving home. Her name starts with an M and ends with an A.

Her Thai is so freakishly farang that I doubt she can even speak English properly too. OK. So what if she has a farang name, or a farang face for that matter, who in the right mind would hire a person who couldn’t speak to talk on radio.

She accentuates every English word possible that it sounds fake. Like a kindergarten teacher teaching kids how to read, she pronounces everything as if she’s reading it letter by letter.

“You rrr herrre withhh M…..A onnn UmmMet Wan Oow Suv-van.”

Please biatch get some speech lesson before I seriously go on a road rage next time you come on.

Sometimes it’s just so overwhelming that I just switch to Jor Sor 100. It’s definitely more pleasing to listen to traffic reports from taxi drivers than these yapping DJs.



Joy To The World

The world makes sense again. Our wishful thinking finally made it happen!

Britney Spears files for divorce!

NEW YORK – Britney Spears cast her vote, and elected to remove K-Fed from her life.

After two years and one month of marriage to former back-up dancer and professional impregnator Kevin Federline, Spears has filed for divorce in Los Angeles Superior Court, citing irreconcilable differences.

But insiders say Kevin might still be in the dark.

“He’s been going on like normal, talking about his relationship and Britney,” a friend of Kevin’s told Life & Style magazine, “but she wasn’t going on anymore! They fought all week in New York … No one knew about the divorce. Not even Kevin. It’s very possible he was flying when she filed!”

In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple’s two children, 1-year-old Sean Preston and 2-month-old Jayden James; Federline would get visitation rights.

Sources told TMZ.com the couple has an iron-clad prenup, and that Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She has also asked that the judge make each party pay their own attorney’s fees.

The date of separation was listed as Monday, the same night that Britney made a surprise appearance on “Late Night With David Letterman,” looking gorgeous and slim with a perky new bob haircut and a naked wedding ring finger.

Eat your heart out, Kev.

He may need some money for food: Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, whose client roster includes Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. Wasser could not be reached for comment. Spears’ rep, Leslie Sloane, did not return calls.

The past week’s events have fueled speculation that the couple was finally on the outs.

Crowds waited in vain for Spears to arrive at her hubby’s album release party at Stereo in New York City, but Kev just hunkered down in a booth with his buddies, eventually giving an impromptu performance to a nonplussed audience.

And despite increased security in anticipation of her appearance, Mrs. Federline was a no-show at K-Fed’s ill-received concert at Webster Hall.

“They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on,” a Webster Hall bartender told Star magazine. “He had to fight with them to keep this concert.” Only 300 people showed up at a club that holds 1,500.

Afterwards, Federline drowned his sorrows with whiskey at downtown hot spot Corio while checking out one of the bar’s burlesque dancers, a Corio spy tells us.

While they were in New York, the pair stayed in separate hotels, according to US Weekly. Spears checked into a posh suite at the Loews, valued around $3,500 a night, they reported, while Kevin stayed at the Doubletree in Times Square, for a paltry $549.

Federline has famously struggled with adjusting to life as Mr. Britney Spears. His album sales for his debut rap album, “Playing With Fire,” were dismal (even out of the spotlight Spears’ net worth is still estimated around $150 million).

But despite the public disconnect, Kevin appears to be clueless that the end was near.

Federline recently told Steppin Out magazine’s Chaunce Hayden, “We realize that we’re the only things each other have that’s really real. That’s really something … If Britney has a problem she can come to me and talk about it. If I got a problem I can go to her and talk about it. Each other is the way out. That’s just it. We found bliss between all the bulls–t.”

In California, Federline’s family was stunned by Brit’s surprise filing.

“I’m shocked to hear it. We hadn’t heard anything. Some family members saw Britney and Kevin together at a CD release party on Halloween in L.A. and they seemed fine,” said a family source.

But bliss wasn’t enough.

Family law experts say that for a woman to leave her husband with two small children – including an infant – is an unusual move.

“He must have done something pretty bad and gotten caught,” says Sue Moss, a partner with Manhattan’s Chemtob Moss Forman Talbert. “It is very, very rare for a woman to leave her husband when she has an 8-week-old child. When that happens there is a Lifetime movie to be made. They say there are irreconcilable differences but you know there is a real story behind it.”

Credits: Jo Piazza, New York Daily News



Oh Hell No!

Are Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody Dunzo?

Uh oh! The rumours surrounding the end of Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody’s “cutest ever” relationship are coming in a bit too quickly. Last week we told you about Zach Braff getting between Rachel and Adam, and now comes word that Rachel has been spotted with former ‘N Sync-er, JC Chasez, according to My Kinda Place.

Rachel Bilson was spotted out with JC Chasez (formely of NSYNC) this week, fuelling rumours that she and the gorgeous Adam Brody are on a break. Last week the foxy actress was spotted partying with bachelor-about-town Zach Braff, so she’s definitely not helping to put Adam’s mind at ease.

And as Life & Style reports, Rachel and JC were even spotted out on a double date with Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz.

Rachel has been painting the town on both coasts with former ‘NSync singer JC Chasez, 30. The two first hit the scene in late August, partying in NYC at the MTV VMAs. Then on Sept. 19, Rachel and JC double dated with Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz.

(Source: Egotastic!)


Please I’m about to get better don’t cramp my brain with this crap! They cannot be over! Rachel and Adam cannot break up. If Sethummer can’t make it, no one can. Please please let this just be only another one of those publicity stunts to boost the new season hype.

And please, JC? The couple just went to his birthday party! Who the hell steals a party guest’s girlfriend anyway? Oh please this can’t really be happening.



Ouch Eh?

Mischa, you’re clearly “out of the picture”. Literally.

Here are some new promo shots of the OC Season Four. The first one looks awefully similar to the OC Season Three Promo with just one thing missing. Can you spot the difference?

Season Three

Season Four

That’s just sad.

Man I never liked her or her character but it’s really sad to see her go. The show started with the core of RyRissa love and now without Marissa in the formula, it’s just plain wrong.

I have no expectation for the O.C. to go beyond this season at all it’s already apparent that this would be the last. It’s good I guess. Shows like this if it’s dragged on too long it will just go awry and dead before it’s even cancelled. I still wish to see Rachel, Adam, and Ben’s careers take off without the OC disaster stigma tagging along with them. Besides they are already in their mid twenties already how long can they play college??

Reminder: The O.C. Season Four starts November 2nd.


Will continue to be a loyal (partially) OC blog till the end of days..



Sad

Shit like this always happens to people who don’t deserve it.


Click to see the last Irwin Family photoshoot and story before the incident.

“If I’m going to die,” the late “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin said in a 2002 interview, “at least I want it filmed.”





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